Because of your shitty “stimulus” plan, my employer is taking an extra $50 out of every one of my paychecks for healthcare coverage, in addition to what they were already taking out before.
thebutterroom: Ghost - Phish 7.23.97 - Lakewood...
We Love the Golden Girls Tribute Night Tomorrow
To thank you for being a friend, the hosts of faux-drag party Victoria bring you their second annual We Love the Golden Girls tribute night. Win DVDs in the Sophia talent contest or the Dorothy/Blanche/Rose lookalike contest. Enjoy performances from the best senior talent in New York, including legendary drag queens Linda Simpson (emcee) and Lavinia Coop, and bellydancing grandma Susie Q. Violet...
I crave wonton soup. Often. Sometimes way before the time that it’s reasonable to actually consume it. Like now. At 10:20 a.m. I am wonton-soup obsessed.
Too tired to be here.
I just took a bubblebath.
thephenthouse: A man’s gotta relax. So jealous :)
I'm writing a pitch about Panama...
and then I can go home. Not the Van Halen song, the country. Anyone have anything insightful to add?
Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter. -Dorothy Parker I love her feisty rhymes.
So apparently those awesome kicks I posted are limited edition and about $1000 a pair. C’est la vie. Anyone want to buy me a pair of super pricey discolicious gold sneakers?
The beers at half pint were especially delicious tonight. Probably because they had a side of enthusiasm and inspiration. (Plus oversalted pretzels and guac-doused chips.) Shout out to my entrepreneurs.
My love feeds on your love.– Pablo Neruda (via cbeth)
Beck - Missing I think this song is so sexy.
Watch it Shred! →
rhodyram: It is strangely soothing to watch some of this machinery get shredded. Give it a whirl. Wow, this is my new favorite thing. The fridge crumples like a piece of paper! The couch is pretty great as well.
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...– Pat Paulsen
NYTimes: Stand-up Desks Newest School Fad →
I would’ve loved to be able to stand up all day in elementary school. I’m sure it’s great for learning and concentration, but the article doesn’t address preparing students for situations where they’ll have no choice but to sit and concentrate. It’ll be interesting to see how far the trend goes…
No matter how bad a Wednesday is...
It’s always buoyed by the NYT Dining Section. It’s a little life saver thrown into a sea of fml moments.
Turn your Tumblr into a playlist! →
Teen suspected of killing hundreds of cats in... →
(via lowlife) This reminds me of Don Gately from Infinite Jest….
50 of the world's best food blogs →
For You Grammar Junkies →
Beginning With “But” (or “And”) Another pet peeve of some After Deadline commenters is the use of “but” or “and” to begin a sentence — as in the third sentence of the previous section. Obviously, I don’t share their aversion. It shouldn’t be overdone, but using coordinating conjunctions this way can provide a handy and very efficient transition. “But” is certainly preferable in many cases to the...
Those questions took forever.
I’m tired. Good night.
If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything...– Woody Allen (via jessicachu)
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of...– Helen Keller (1880 - 1968)
Leonard Cohen Tour Dates →
New York, New York - May 16
Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack, a crack in everything That’s how the light gets in. -Leonard Cohen
Leonard Cohen - Pop Music’s Perpetual Old Man, Now... →
Freeze Tag on Wall Street Tomorrow
Pretty self-explanatory by now. If there are too many plummeting bodies we’ll move the game to Battery Park. Wall and Broad streets, Manhattan Noon; $free (via nonsense nyc)
2 WEEKS UNTIL THEY TAKE THE STAGE.
thephenthouse: Although my exterior is fairly reserved at the moment, my feelings inside are a cross between St. Patricks Day, Cinco de Mayo, NYE and a toga party. To-ga, To-ga, To-ga…
Spend $200k on your next social media campaign! →
adamiss: bargain. totally a bargain.
While We Go Dancing - White Rabbits White Rabbits...